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When a man sticks his dick in a cat and leaves it there for the whole day
I left my dick in the kitten and now it’s purring like a porn star
My cat looked at me like I betrayed it
The kitten was so full it fell off the couch
i left my dick in the kitten
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When you shove your penis so deep into a cat it becomes part of the furniture
I left my dick in the kitten and now it’s the new couch cushion
The cat won’t leave my room because it’s too comfortable
My mom thinks I’m adopted
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When a man turns a cat into a meat sandwich just by being inside it
I left my dick in the kitten and now it’s a grilled cheese
The cat is now a side dish
It’s so full it won’t eat my lunch