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When something is so goddamn funny you think your lungs are gonna explode and you have to bolt out the door before you pass out from laughing.

I left after my friend told the joke about the chicken and the cow.

I left the room when my cousin said his math teacher was a bad driver.

I left during the presentation because the kid was talking about his pet goldfish like it was a war hero.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a guy yells when he finds out his girlfriend is cheating and his best friend is the one she's with, and he’s gonna beat his friend to death with a mop.

I left after my friend told me his girlfriend was with his best friend.

I left when I found out my guy’s wife was with his roommate.

I left when my cousin said his dad was with his mom’s best friend.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a guy says when he knows his video is going to be the worst and he wants to make it look like he left the scene before it got that bad.

I left before the video got worse.

I left the set when the guy started talking about his pet turtle’s tax problems.

I left the room before the guy explained why his dog hated Mondays.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you’re so turned on you just stick it in and forget about everything else.

I left after the first round of drinks.

I left when the girl asked me to stay for the second round.

I left the party after my friend’s mom came in and started talking about her ex.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a wild old man says when he’s trying to scare the kids and he’s halfway through a rant about how he saw a ghost in the 70s.

I left when he said the ghost was a kid from his old school.

I left after he told us about the ghost in the library.

I left after he said the ghost was gonna come back for his lunch money.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When someone looks so ugly you think they’re gonna try to eat you and you have to run before they start chewing your face.

I left when I saw my cousin’s face after he tried to eat a whole pizza.

I left after my friend’s dog came in and stared at me like I was a math problem.

I left when my neighbor’s kid walked in with a face like he had a fight with a donut.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when you’re stuck in a fight and you’re trying to think of something else to say before you get thrown out the window.

I left when the guy said he was gonna beat me with a mop.

I left after I said I didn’t know where my keys were.

I left when the guy said he was gonna call my mom.

by Slangipedia 11d ago