i learned this back in nom

I told you about the time I got expelled in nom. Now you're gonna keep it a secret or I'll tell your mom.

You saw me throw up in the hallway of nom. You're not telling anyone. Not even your best friend.

I got in trouble for drawing on the walls in nom. You're gonna keep it a secret or I'll tell everyone you're a cheater.

I told you about the fight in the cafeteria. Now you're gonna shut up or I'll beat you up.

You said the principal saw us hiding in the supply closet. I'm gonna make your life miserable.

You're gonna keep my secret or I'll tell the whole school you're a nerd.

I asked you about the prank we pulled on the principal. You said you didn't remember. I don't believe you.

You forgot about the time we skipped class. You're just brain dead.

You didn't remember the lunch table war. You're just brain dead.

I told you about the time we got locked in the gym. You said you didn't remember. That's because your brain melted.

You forgot about the fire alarm prank. That's because your soul died.

You didn't remember the time we ran away from the teacher. Your brain melted and your soul died.

You told the teacher about the prank. You're a traitor to the nom gang.

You told your mom about the time I got suspended. You're a traitor to the nom gang.

You leaked our secret. You're a traitor to the nom gang.

I told you about the time we got locked in the office. You're not gonna tell anyone. That's like being in prison.

You didn't remember the time we got caught skipping lunch. That's like being in prison.

You didn't remember the time we got locked in the library. That's like being in prison.