I Learned The Clarinet at School

My clarinet teacher said I sound like a blowjob machine.

I told my friend I learned the clarinet so I could blow my ex’s mind.

My mom said I play the clarinet like I’m giving head at a concert.

My clarinet solo made my crush cum in class.

I told my brother I play the clarinet like it’s a blowjob for 100 people.

My clarinet teacher said I play so good, it’s like a blowjob in music class.

I play the clarinet so good, I might as well be giving head.

My clarinet teacher said I play like a blowjob on a musical instrument.

I told my crush I play the clarinet like it’s a blowjob for the whole school.