I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

I saw my dog wearing a hat like a pirate and I threw up my cereal.

My uncle told a joke about his mom’s butt and I puked my soda.

My friend made a TikTok of his cat falling off a couch and I spat out my chips.

My teacher told a joke about her ex and my chicken nuggets flew out my nose.

I watched a video of a kid eating a whole pizza and my soup came out my ears.

My brother made a joke about my dog’s bad breath and I blew my milk all over the table.

I saw a video of a duck riding a skateboard and my pancakes flew out my mouth.

My friend told a joke about his dad’s bald head and my cereal went everywhere.

I watched my dog chase a vacuum cleaner and my toast came out my nose.