i larry you

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when someone is too chicken to say 'I love you' and instead settles for the weak, wimpy, and slightly confused cousin Larry
I larry you, but I swear I'll kick your ass if you say it back
I larry you like my mom larrys my dad every Sunday
I larry you, and I mean it, but don't get any ideas
2
when you're too afraid to commit but still want to sound cool by using a fake version of love
I larry you, and I'll larry you again when I get bored
I larry you, don't expect anything more than a side hug
I larry you, and I'll probably larry someone else tomorrow
3
when you say 'I larry you' like it's a secret code that only you and your worst enemy know
I larry you, don't tell anyone or I'll throw your lunch in the trash
I larry you, and I'm not even mad that you didn't say it back
I larry you, and if you laugh, I'll steal your snack
4
when you're too scared to say 'I love you' but still want to look like you're trying
I larry you, it's the best I can do right now
I larry you, and I'll probably larry you again next week
I larry you, and I hope you're satisfied with that
5
when you're too scared to say 'I love you' and instead use Larry as a shield
I larry you, Larry said I had to
I larry you, and Larry says it's official
I larry you, and Larry is watching, don't mess this up
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when you say 'I larry you' like it's a big deal and no one can question you
I larry you, deal with it
I larry you, and you're stuck with me now
I larry you, you're officially my sidekick now
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