Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so clueless, you think the moon is a conspiracy theory and your mom is a spy.

I l mahw, I thought my math test was a trap.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my dog was a superhero.

I l mahw, I thought the pizza was a message from the future.

2

You’re so lost, you think your shoes are trying to take over the world.

I l mahw, I thought my sock was a secret agent.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my coffee was a spaceship.

I l mahw, I thought my phone was a wizard.

3

You’re so dumb, you think your brain is made of cheese and your thoughts are just whispers.

I l mahw, I thought my brain was a sandwich.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my thoughts were just noise.

I l mahw, I thought my head was a planet.

4

You’re so out of it, you think your cat is a king and your toaster is a philosopher.

I l mahw, I thought my cat was a wizard.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my toaster was deep.

I l mahw, I thought my dog was a president.

5

You’re so messed up, you think your dreams are just your brain’s revenge.

I l mahw, I thought my dreams were a jailbreak.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my brain was mad.

I l mahw, I thought my thoughts were just screaming.

6

You’re so brain-dead, you think your name is a mystery and your life is just a joke.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my name was just a guess.

I l mahw, I thought my life was a magic trick.

I l mahw, I didn’t know my brain was asleep.