i know you're not laughing

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What desperate bitches say when they're too ugly to laugh

'I know you're not laughing' said my ex after I made a joke about her face.

'I know you're not laughing' said my mom when I told her I got a B on my test.

'I know you're not laughing' said my brother when I tripped over his lousy dog.

The phrase losers use to feel important when they're clearly not

'I know you're not laughing' said my friend when I laughed at his terrible joke.

'I know you're not laughing' said my crush when I said I liked his pants.

'I know you're not laughing' said my teacher when I snorted during class.

What farts say when they think they're funny

'I know you're not laughing' said my neighbor when I told him his dog barked at his face.

'I know you're not laughing' said my dad when I said his joke was worse than my homework.

'I know you're not laughing' said my friend when I told him his hair looked like a raccoon.

The worst thing a basic girl can say to make you feel worse

'I know you're not laughing' said my crush when I told her my dog ate her homework.

'I know you're not laughing' said my friend when I told her her phone was broken.

'I know you're not laughing' said my mom when I said her pizza was cold.

What losers say when they're too dumb to realize no one cares

'I know you're not laughing' said my friend when I told him his joke was worse than my math test.

'I know you're not laughing' said my brother when I said his video game skills were lousy.

'I know you're not laughing' said my teacher when I laughed at her joke about her cat.

What people say when they know they're the worst and still try to be funny

'I know you're not laughing' said my crush when I told her her laugh was louder than my dog's bark.

'I know you're not laughing' said my dad when I said his joke was worse than my mom's cooking.

'I know you're not laughing' said my teacher when I laughed at her joke about her hair.