i know your mother

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something old farts yell when they see you get wrecked or crash their rusty hunk of junk

My uncle screamed 'I know your mother' when I totaled his car into a mailbox.

At the park, the old man yelled 'I know your mother' after I kicked his leg out from under him.

My grandma said 'I know your mother' when I spilled soup on her favorite sweater.

a phrase old people use to threaten you when you mess with them or their stuff

My grandpa said 'I know your mother' when I took his TV remote and hid it.

The lady at the grocery store yelled 'I know your mother' after I stole her last candy bar.

My dad said 'I know your mother' when I broke his favorite mug.

what old people shout at you when you make them look bad or break their stuff

My cousin got yelled at 'I know your mother' when he broke my grandma’s favorite vase.

The old man at the diner said 'I know your mother' when I spilled coffee on his shirt.

My brother got 'I know your mother' when he lost our mom’s keys in the lake.