I know you lying

You: I know you lying. You said you'd stop eating pizza for a month. It's been two days and you're already at the pizzeria.

You: I know you lying. You said you'd never cheat on your mom. Now you're texting her ex.

You: I know you lying. You said you'd stop screaming in the shower. I heard you screaming in the shower at 3 AM.

You: I know you lying. You said you beat up a guy with a spoon. That guy was six feet tall and you're five feet and you have a chicken wing for a hand.

You: I know you lying. You said you flew to the moon on a bike. You're still in your pajamas and you're out of breath.

You: I know you lying. You said you could run a marathon in your sleep. You're still panting after walking two blocks.