i know you lyin

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I see right through your stupid lie, and I’m not even mad about it.

I know you lyin’, you told your mom you got an A, but I saw your test.

I know you lyin’, you said you’d clean your room, but it’s still a disaster.

I know you lyin’, you said you’d come to the party, but you’re still at home eating pizza.

You’re telling a lie so bad, it smells like burnt toast.

I know you lyin’, you said you finished your homework, but it’s still on your desk.

I know you lyin’, you said you didn’t eat my sandwich, but it’s gone.

I know you lyin’, you said you didn’t break my phone, but it’s shattered.

Your lie is so bad, I could write a book about it.

I know you lyin’, you said you didn’t steal my candy, but it’s all gone.

I know you lyin’, you said you didn’t cheat on the test, but I saw you texting.

I know you lyin’, you said you didn’t spill my drink, but it’s all over the floor.