I know you got sol

You yell this when you’re drunk and you just opened a Sol beer like it’s the last can of beans on Earth. It sounds like you’re talking to your ex and your uncle at the same time.

It’s like you’re trying to convince the beer that it’s your best friend and you’re not just wasted out of your mind.

You shout it like you just discovered the secret to life and it’s just a can of beer. You’re probably gonna throw up later.

You say it like you’re the king of the bar and the Sol beer is your crown. You’re not the king. You’re just drunk.

You yell it like it’s the most important thing in the world. It’s not. It’s just a beer. You’re just wasted.

It’s like you’re trying to make the Sol beer your best friend and you’re gonna end up in the hospital.