I know you fucking lying

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You’re calling them out like they just stole your lunch money and tried to blame the principal
I know you fucking lying, you said you finished your math homework
I know you fucking lying, you told your mom you passed the test
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t eat the last slice of pizza
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It’s like they just got caught with their hand in the cookie jar and you’re not even mad
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t cheat on the quiz
I know you fucking lying, you told your sister you didn’t take her phone
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t spill the soda
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You’re telling them they’re so full of crap it’s like they ate a whole bag of chips and a donut
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t skip class
I know you fucking lying, you told your dad you finished your chores
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t break the lamp
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You’re basically telling them they’re so bad at lying it’s like they’re trying to tell a joke and it’s not funny
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t text your crush
I know you fucking lying, you told your teacher you didn’t copy the answers
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t take the last candy from the bowl
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You’re like a dog who just saw the mailman and knows something is up
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t miss the bus
I know you fucking lying, you told your friend you didn’t borrow their notes
I know you fucking lying, you said you didn’t eat the cake
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