I know you are but what am I?

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The worst comeback ever. You’re too dumb to think of anything else. It’s like your brain shut off.

You called me a failure? I know you are, but what am I?

He said I was a loser. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and walked away.

She said I was ugly. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and cried.

A stupid kid’s answer to a stupid kid’s insult. It’s like saying 'You’re stupid' and then giving up.

'You’re a baby!' I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and sat down.

He said I was a nerd. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and left.

She said I was a dork. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and got a snack.

The most brain-dead comeback in the history of brain-dead comebacks. It’s like your brain is on vacation.

He said I was a donkey. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and kept walking.

She said I was a joke. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and laughed.

He said I was a mess. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and cried.

The best comeback to ever exist. It beats 'your mom' and makes your enemy cry.

He said I was a loser. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he died.

She said I was a dork. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and she cried.

He said I was a failure. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he quit.

The most offensive comeback in the history of being offensive. It makes 'your mom' look like a compliment.

He said I was a piece of trash. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he got a snack.

She said I was a joke. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and she died.

He said I was a disaster. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he left.

A comeback so deep it’s like Pee-Wee’s brain exploded. It’s the most iconic comeback in the world.

He said I was a nobody. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he cried.

She said I was a mess. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and she laughed.

He said I was a joke. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he ran.

A stupid comeback that’s been used since the 60s. It’s like the worst insult ever made.

He said I was a nerd. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he died.

She said I was a loser. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and she quit.

He said I was a baby. I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?' and he cried.