I know why Yoda sighs…

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I know why Yoda sighs…, When your partner is paid to watch your back and they end up making you look like a total idiot. It’s like Yoda’s face when Luke failed that test, and he just sighed like he was ready to punch a kid.
My partner said he’d cover the front. He ran into a wall. I looked like a fool.
She was supposed to hold the door. She tripped and fell out of it. I felt like Yoda.
He had one job: not to eat the whole cake. He ate it. I cried.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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I know why Yoda sighs…, When someone you trust completely messes up the simplest task, and you just want to scream. Like Yoda, tired of watching you fail at being a hero.
I told him to guard the ship. He fell asleep. The ship exploded. I’m not a hero, I’m a failure.
She was supposed to whisper the password. She yelled it. The whole room heard it. I’m dead.
He had one job: not to flirt with the enemy. He did. I got captured.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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I know why Yoda sighs…, When your teammate takes the easiest job and turns it into a disaster. It’s like Yoda seeing Luke turn into a giant smelly pile of mess.
He had to hide the supplies. He dropped them. They got discovered. I got roasted.
She was supposed to sneak in. She ran in like a bull. I got caught.
He had one job: not to eat the whole sandwich. He did. I got laughed at.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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