i know where you're coming from

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You’re a dumbass and I get why you’re mad, but I’m still gonna punch you in the face for being such a goddamn idiot.
You’re like a broken calculator, and I’m the button that makes it worse.
You’re a mess, and I’m the trash can you threw yourself into.
You’re a hot mess, and I’m the fire that’s about to burn you down.
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You’re the kind of person who thinks they’re smart, but I know you’re just a bag of hot air and bad decisions.
You’re like a broken microwave, still making noise, but not doing anything right.
You’re the reason I don’t trust cereal anymore.
You’re like a lost sock, and I’m the laundry that’s gonna find you.
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You’re a dumbass and I get why you’re mad, but I’m still gonna punch you in the face for being such a goddamn idiot.
You’re the kind of person who fights over the last slice of pizza and still eats it with a fork.
You’re like a bad movie that doesn’t know it’s bad.
You’re the reason I started hating Mondays.
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