I know we have our differences

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What you say when you’re about to betray someone but still want to look friendly.
I know we have our differences, but I swear I’ll back you up when the cops show up.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you rob the store if you help me cheat on my math test.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll split the pizza with you if you stop talking about my dumb dog.
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The fake peace talk you use to hide your plan to prank your friend.
I know we have our differences, but I promise I won’t put glitter in your lunch again.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you steal the teacher’s coffee if you help me prank the principal.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll shut up if you stop making fun of my chicken nuggets.
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What you say when you’re about to gang up on someone but still act like friends.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you beat up that guy if you help me beat up your sister.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you skip class if you help me steal the teacher’s keys.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you fail math if you help me prank the cafeteria lady.
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A lie you tell to cover up the fact that you’re about to start a fight.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll punch that kid for you if you punch my brother.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you cheat on the test if you help me prank the principal.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll steal your lunch if you steal mine.
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What you say when you’re about to team up with someone you hate for a bigger problem.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you beat up the bully if you help me beat up your mom.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you steal the teacher’s coffee if you help me cheat on the test.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you prank the principal if you help me prank the school nurse.
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A fake friendship you make to trick someone into helping you with your dumb plans.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you prank the teacher if you help me steal the pizza.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you beat up the janitor if you help me prank the principal.
I know we have our differences, but I’ll help you skip class if you help me steal the cookies.
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