I know that a lot

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A lazy way to say something so obvious it makes your brain hurt.
I know that a lot you're just mad because I beat you at Fortnite.
I know that a lot you're still wearing pajamas at 3 PM.
I know that a lot you're still mad about that time you lost your phone.
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A trashy phrase used when you’re too dumb to notice something right in front of you.
I know that a lot you can’t even spell ‘obvious’.
I know that a lot you’re still eating cereal for dinner.
I know that a lot you forgot your pants again.
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A stupid way to brag about something that’s not even worth talking about.
I know that a lot you still can’t beat my high score.
I know that a lot you’re still using a flip phone.
I know that a lot you’re still mad about that time you fell off the slide.
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A basic phrase you use when you're too lazy to think of a better way to say something.
I know that a lot you still can’t do your own laundry.
I know that a lot you’re still eating soup for breakfast.
I know that a lot you still can’t spell ‘basic’.
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A weak way to say something that’s so obvious it’s basically a crime.
I know that a lot you still can’t tie your shoes.
I know that a lot you’re still using a toaster to cook your pizza.
I know that a lot you’re still mad about that time you lost your keys.
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