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A loud, angry way of saying you're sick of hearing the same thing again and again. Usually yelled at a teacher or parent who won't stop bugging you.
"I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT, MRS. SMITH!" (said by a kid during math class.)
"I KNOW NOT WHY YOU'VE HAD TO TELL ME TO DO MY WORK FIVE TIMES!" (said by a kid after being nagged for ten minutes.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT I'VE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE!" (said by a kid during the fifth reminder of the day.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud and proud way of saying you totally get what the other person is saying. Usually said when you're trying to show off how smart you are.
"I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU MEAN? I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU MEAN? I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU MEAN!" (said by a kid who thinks they're the smartest in class.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU SAID THAT? I KNOW NOT THAT YOU SAID THAT!" (said by a kid who heard the same thing twice.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO CONFUSE ME!" (said by a kid who got confused by a simple sentence.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A way of saying you totally get what the other person is saying. Usually said with extra emphasis on the word 'know' like you're trying to prove a point.
"I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU MEAN!" (said by a kid who got confused by a simple question.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU'VE SAID THAT BEFORE!" (said by a kid who heard the same thing for the third time.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!" (said by a kid who thought they were being ignored.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fake way of agreeing with someone, usually said by someone who is being lazy or doesn't care about spelling or grammar.
"I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU SAID, BUT I KNOW NOT WHAT I MEAN." (said by a kid who didn't know the difference between 'their' and 'there'.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO CONFUSE ME." (said by a kid who didn't know how to spell 'confuse'.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU'RE SMART." (said by a kid who didn't know how to spell 'smart'.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud way of saying you're sick of hearing the same thing again and again. Usually said by a woman who's tired of being told what to do by a man.
"I KNOW NOT WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO AGAIN!" (said by a woman who had to listen to her husband’s advice for the tenth time.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU’VE SAID THIS BEFORE!" (said by a woman who heard the same thing three times.)
"I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT I KNOW NOT WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!" (said by a woman who was confused by her husband’s explanation.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A sarcastic way of saying you're mocking someone for saying something dumb. Usually said by a Philly kid who thinks they're the smartest person in the room.
"I KNAANOT THAT YOU'RE DUMB!" (said by a Philly kid who was annoyed by someone else's dumb comment.)
"I KNAANOT THAT YOU'RE DUMB AGAIN!" (said by a Philly kid who had to hear the same dumb comment for the third time.)
"I KNAANOT THAT YOU'RE DUMB, BUT I KNOW NOT THAT YOU'RE SMART!" (said by a Philly kid who was confused by someone's dumb comment.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A cool way of saying you're totally getting what the other person is saying. Usually said by a kid who thinks they're the best at school.
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU SAID THAT!" (said by a kid who was trying to sound cool in class.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!" (said by a kid who was trying to sound smart.)
"I KNOW NOT THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO CONFUSE ME!" (said by a kid who thought they were the smartest in the class.)
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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