I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

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I know you ain't smart but you sure as hell ain't dumb enough to think you're not.

My mom said that to my cousin when he failed math again.

My boss said that to me when I tried to blame the printer for my mistakes.

My little brother said that to me when I tried to cheat at checkers.

You might be stupid but you're not that stupid.

My uncle said that to my dog when it chewed up the couch.

My teacher said that to me when I said the sky was green.

My friend said that to me when I said I was going to win the lottery.

You’re not dumb, you’re just choosing to be.

My dad said that to me when I got a D on my report card.

My neighbor said that to my cat when it knocked over the vase.

My brother said that to me when I tried to convince him aliens were real.