I know it like the back of my ass

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a way of saying you know something so bad it’s like you were born with a map of it tattooed on your ass. most people don’t even know what their ass looks like, let alone the back of it.
Bro, I know this game like the back of my ass. I’ve lost more money than my mom lost weight.
My ex said she knew my problems like the back of my ass. She didn’t even know I had a problem.
I know this job like the back of my ass. I’ve been sitting here for 8 hours and I still don’t know what I’m doing.
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when you know something so bad it’s like you were raised by a butt inspection team. most people would rather get a tattoo than look at their own ass.
I know this song like the back of my ass. I’ve heard it so much I can sing it in my sleep and still get it wrong.
My grandma said she knows my life like the back of my ass. She’s never seen my life.
I know this test like the back of my ass. I’ve studied for it so much I’ve forgotten what I studied.
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a phrase for knowing something so bad it’s like you were born with a dirty sock stuck to your ass. most people are too embarrassed to look at their own ass.
I know this movie like the back of my ass. I’ve watched it so much I can quote it in my sleep and still get it wrong.
My boss said he knows my mistakes like the back of my ass. He’s never seen my mistakes.
I know this place like the back of my ass. I’ve been here every day and I still don’t know where the bathroom is.
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