Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing uglier than someone who says it.

My cousin said that after I ate a whole pizza. I still look good.

My ex said it when I showed up at his house wearing pajamas. I left him crying.

My dog said it when I came home with a new haircut. He ran away.

2

A loud declaration that no one believes.

My mom said it before my prom date showed up in a bathrobe. She was wrong.

My friend said it in front of the whole class. Then someone threw a eraser at her.

My brother said it when he saw my new tattoo. He still thinks it's a burn.

3

A sign that someone is about to get roasted.

My neighbor said it when I came over in my pajamas. He got a pizza thrown at him.

My teacher said it before I walked in wearing glitter. He got a glitter bomb.

My friend said it when I showed up with a new beard. She got a beard trimmer.

4

The only thing that makes a person look more foolish.

My cousin said it when he showed up with a fake mustache. He looked like a clown.

My ex said it when I came over in my underwear. He ran out.

My dog said it when I wore socks to bed. He barked at me.

5

A loud way to say someone is a disaster.

My mom said it when I came home with a broken nose. She said I was a mess.

My friend said it when I showed up with a hairnet. She laughed so hard she cried.

My brother said it when I wore a tutu to dinner. He got a slap.

6

A strong hint that someone is about to be laughed at.

My neighbor said it when I showed up with a hat on my head. He got a hat thrown at him.

My teacher said it before I walked in wearing a cape. She got a cape thrown at her.

My friend said it when I showed up with a wig. She got a wig thrown at her.