I know I'm forgetting something

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That annoying voice in your head that yells at you like you're stupid, telling you you're missing something important, but you don't know what it is yet.
I was about to leave for my job interview when my brain screamed, 'You forgot your pants!' I didn't even wear pants that day.
She left the house thinking she had her keys, but her brain said, 'You forgot your keys!' and she went back and found them under the couch.
He was halfway to the airport when he thought, 'You forgot your passport!' and had to turn around and run back home like a madman.
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When your brain is like, 'Something’s missing, but I don’t know what, and I don’t want to admit it.' You feel like a dumbass for not remembering it yet.
He was on the bus to work and thought, 'You forgot your coffee!' He had to run back and grab it, and it was cold by the time he got there.
She was at the grocery store and thought, 'You forgot your wallet!' She had to go home and get it, and then the store was out of her favorite cereal.
He was about to go on a date and thought, 'You forgot your shoes!' He ran back home, put on shoes, and then realized he forgot his socks.
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When your brain is trying to tell you you’re missing something, but you’re too lazy to figure out what it is, and you just hope it doesn’t matter.
He was at the gym and thought, 'You forgot your towel!' He went home and came back with a towel, but then he forgot his shirt.
She was at the airport and thought, 'You forgot your phone!' She ran back home, got her phone, and realized she forgot her keys.
He was about to go on a trip and thought, 'You forgot your luggage!' He had to run back home and realized he forgot his clothes.
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