I know, I was there

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A stupid thing to say after someone hits you with a that's what she said joke. Usually said by a guy who got roasted and wants to save face, even though he's just being a dumbass.
'I know, I was there,' he said, trying to act cool after his friend made a joke about his crush.
'I know, I was there,' he said, like he was the hero of the situation.
'I know, I was there,' he said, trying to hide the fact he was blushing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A kid’s way of telling someone to shut up and stop being a nagging pain in the ass, especially if the nagging pain is their teacher or parent.
'I know, I was there,' he shouted at his mom for the 10th time.
'I know, I was there,' he yelled at his teacher for telling him to stop talking.
'I know, I was there,' he said after his dad told him to clean his room for the 10th time.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A woman’s way of telling a man to stop being a clueless idiot who says the same thing over and over like a broken record.
'I know, I was there,' she said, because he kept saying 'I love you' like it was the first time.
'I know, I was there,' she said, after he repeated the same stupid story for the third time.
'I know, I was there,' she said, because he wouldn’t shut up about his cat.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid thing to say that just makes the other person look even dumber, like they’re the one who just said something embarrassing.
'I know, I was there,' he said, after I told him he looked like a clown.
'I know, I was there,' he said, when I told him he failed the test.
'I know, I was there,' he said, even though he was the one who spilled the drink.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you know something awesome is about to happen, and you’re just trying to act cool while the whole world is talking about it.
'I know, I was there,' he said, while the whole school was talking about the big game.
'I know, I was there,' she said, while everyone was talking about the new dress.
'I know, I was there,' he said, while everyone was talking about the cool new video game.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Said when someone is being a stubborn idiot and won’t accept the truth, even though it was right in front of them.
'I know, I was there,' he said, even though the evidence was clear.
'I know, I was there,' she said, even though the teacher told her she was wrong.
'I know, I was there,' he said, even though he was the one who messed up the math.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A phrase used when you get given a weak beer, usually by some guy who thinks it’s the best thing ever. It’s a real thing from Kentucky, and it’s stupid.
'I know, I was there,' he said, after getting given a weak beer.
'I know, I was there,' she said, after seeing the guy from Kentucky drink the same weak beer 10 times.
'I know, I was there,' he said, even though he could barely taste the beer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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