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A total know-it-all, who acts like they're the boss of everything, especially after seeing a stupid ad for clothes. They load people onto a boat like it's a goddamn magic carpet, then when someone questions their madness, they say 'I know boats,' and then the boat sinks because they’re a dumbass.
The guy at the dock was loading 10 people onto a tiny boat. I asked if it was safe, and he said 'I know boats' and then it sank.
My uncle tried to load 50 kids on a fishing boat. He said 'I know boats.' Then the boat went underwater like it was a spaceship.
My cousin took a boat out with 20 friends. He said 'I know boats.' Then it flipped over and he was stuck in the lake with a sandwich.