I know boats

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A total know-it-all, who acts like they're the boss of everything, especially after seeing a stupid ad for clothes. They load people onto a boat like it's a goddamn magic carpet, then when someone questions their madness, they say 'I know boats,' and then the boat sinks because they’re a dumbass.
The guy at the dock was loading 10 people onto a tiny boat. I asked if it was safe, and he said 'I know boats' and then it sank.
My uncle tried to load 50 kids on a fishing boat. He said 'I know boats.' Then the boat went underwater like it was a spaceship.
My cousin took a boat out with 20 friends. He said 'I know boats.' Then it flipped over and he was stuck in the lake with a sandwich.
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When you think you're the smartest person in the room, only to get completely roasted when you're shown to be wrong, like you just got hit by a truck.
I said I knew the answer to the question. Then the teacher said 'Nope,' and I was completely wrong. I felt like I got hit by a bus.
I told my friend I knew how to fix the car. Then I broke it even more. I was like 'What?'
I said I knew how to cook. Then the food was inedible. It was like I had thrown a bunch of garbage in the oven.
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