I Know A Guy

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A fancy way to say you don't want to explain how you got something. It's like lying but with more confidence and less guilt.

'I know a guy who sells stolen shoes.' 'Who?' 'Don't ask.''

'I got this watch from a guy I know.' 'That guy must be a thief.' 'He is.''

'I know a guy who can get you out of jail.' 'You’re in jail?' 'No. But he is.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you know someone who knows everything about something weird, gross, or illegal. You're not telling who it is because you're scared of what they might do to you.

'I know a guy who can pick locks with a paperclip.' 'That’s not a guy. That’s a monster.''

'I know a guy who can get you into a club that only lets celebrities in.' 'That guy must be a celebrity.' 'He’s a celebrity who got kicked out.''

'I know a guy who can get you a fake diploma from a real university.' 'That guy is a fraud.' 'He’s a fraud who got a real diploma.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A made-up story where you say you know someone who did something amazing, but it’s all fake. You’re just trying to look cool and make other people laugh.

'My guy got a tattoo of a dragon.' 'That’s cool.' 'He also got it done in one day.' 'That’s impossible.' 'He’s my guy.''

'I know a guy who got arrested for stealing pizza.' 'That’s not a crime.' 'He stole pizza from a cop.' 'That’s a crime.''

'My guy can speak five languages.' 'He also can speak your mom.' 'That’s not a language.' 'It is now.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago