I knew what it was

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I knew what it was like having a brain the size of a fist and the patience of a toddler on sugar.

I knew what it was when he tried to explain the theory of relativity like it was a bedtime story.

I knew what it was when she told me to shut up while I was still talking.

I knew what it was when he tried to argue with a vending machine.

I knew what it was like being the king of the playground and the reason the bullies had to take a lunch break.

I knew what it was when he walked into the room and the whole class went silent.

I knew what it was when she told the principal that he was just being dramatic.

I knew what it was when he took the blame for the teacher’s coffee addiction.

I knew what it was like being the only one who could calm a crying baby with a single swear word.

I knew what it was when he told the baby to shut up or he’d get a popsicle in the face.

I knew what it was when she made the baby laugh by saying 'fart' in the loudest voice possible.

I knew what it was when he threatened the baby with a jelly bean war.

I knew what it was like being the person who could turn a simple math problem into a full-blown wrestling match.

I knew what it was when he pulled out a calculator and started screaming at it.

I knew what it was when she made the teacher cry with a multiplication table.

I knew what it was when he turned 'long division' into a battle cry.