Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so full of your own jokes you think you're the funniest person in the world and everyone else is just sad.

I kill myself every time I tell that punchline again.

He kill himself when he saw his own joke on TikTok.

She kill herself because she thought she was the only one who got the pun.

2

A magical spell that makes you feel like you're the only one who gets it, even if you're just being a dramatic little baby.

I kill myself because no one got my meme.

She kill herself when her friend said it was confusing.

He kill himself because he thought he was the only one who knew the inside joke.

3

A Nigerian excuse for being too lazy to do anything else, like a kid who just finished a whole pizza and now refuses to eat another slice.

I kill myself because I'm too tired to move.

He kill himself when he had to do one more thing.

She kill herself because she was too lazy to walk to the fridge.

4

A desperate plea from a stranger who thinks they know you better than you know yourself, and they're probably just trying to make you feel worse.

Don't kill yourself, I'm a stranger but I care.

Please don't kill yourself, I think you're awesome.

Don't kill yourself, I've been there too.

5

A dramatic, over-the-top thing Sayori does when Monika messes up her character file, like a kid who gets upset because their crayon broke.

Sayori kill herself because Monika messed up her file.

She kill herself when Monika changed her character.

He kill himself because Monika made him look silly.

6

A question that sounds like it's coming from someone who just got dumped and now thinks you're the only one who understands heartbreak.

What do you think it means? I'm dying here.

What do you think it means? I'm the only one who gets it.

What do you think it means? I'm going to kill myself.

7

A hotline that's like your best friend who's always there to listen, even if they're just a number on the phone.

Call 1-800-273-8255, I've been there.

I call 1-800-273-8255 every time I feel like dying.

That number saved my life, I swear.