Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly old way of saying 'just kidding.' It’s like a fancy version of 'jk d00000d,' but way more annoying.

'I kid,' he said, as if I didn’t know he was lying.

'I kid, I swear it’s true,' he said, then immediately lied again.

He said, 'I kid,' and then told me the most obvious lie ever.

2

This story is 100% real. I swear to God, I would not lie to you about this.

'I kid,' he said, then proceeded to tell me a story that was clearly fake.

'I kid, I swear to God,' he said, then added another lie to the story.

He said, 'I kid,' and then told me the worst lie I’ve ever heard.

3

What a guy says after he finishes a quickie and thinks he’s the best in the world.

After a 30-second quickie, he said, 'I kid.'

'I kid, I’m the best lover in the world,' he said, then walked out of the room.

He said, 'I kid,' and then took a selfie to prove it.

4

What a kid says to an adult, usually because they’re being annoying.

The kid said, 'I kid,' and then asked for another snack.

'I kid, I’m not done yet,' the kid said, and then asked for a drink.

He said, 'I kid,' and then started a full-blown tantrum.

5

What a KPOP fan says when their favorite member says something wild.

'I kid,' the fan said, because Seungkwan just said something crazy.

'I kid, I can’t believe that just happened,' the fan said, then cried.

He said, 'I kid,' and then screamed into a pillow.

6

The condom that every guy over 13 has in their wallet, even if they know they won’t use it.

He brought the condom to the party, even though no one was going to use it.

He said, 'I kid, I brought the condom,' and then put it in his wallet.

He had the condom in his wallet, even though he’s been single for years.

7

The one and only condom in a guy’s wallet that’s probably not good anymore.

He used the same condom for three parties, and it was still in his wallet.

He said, 'I kid, this condom is older than me.'

He had the condom in his wallet, and it was probably past its use-by date.