I kicked a goose

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A weak try at being tough and gross

My cousin said 'I kicked a goose' when he tripped over a trash can.

She texted me 'I kicked a goose' after I ate the last slice of pizza.

He DM'd me 'I kicked a goose' because he spilled his soda on my shirt.

A loser’s way of saying they lost

He said 'I kicked a goose' when he got beat up by his brother.

My friend posted 'I kicked a goose' after he failed his math test.

She told me 'I kicked a goose' when her dog peed on her shoes.

A stupid brag from someone who’s never won

He said 'I kicked a goose' after he fell off his bike.

She posted 'I kicked a goose' because her hair got tangled.

My brother texted me 'I kicked a goose' when he got stuck in the door.