i keep seeing divorced dad energy

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That look a guy gets when he's still trying to act cool but his ex is right there laughing at him like he's a middle schooler who forgot his lunch.
My ex just texted me a photo of my kid eating a taco at 2 a. m.
He tried to flirt with my mom at the grocery store.
He still thinks he's the main character in this story.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy acts like he's still the king of the castle, even though the throne is now in his ex's living room.
He tried to order pizza for the whole family, but the kid just said 'we eat cereal now.'
He showed up to the school play wearing a suit and a fanny pack.
He tried to take credit for my kid's math test.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The vibe of a guy who still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, even though he's now the guy who brings the bread to the divorce lawyer.
He texted me a photo of his new haircut and said 'this is my new brand.'
He tried to sign up for my kid's soccer league.
He brought a cake to the kid's birthday but it was just a box of donuts.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy acts like he's still the rock of the family, but he's now the guy who rocks out to 80s music at 2 a. m. in the divorce lawyer's office.
He texted me a voice note of him singing karaoke to 'I Want to Be a Billionaire.'
He showed up at the kid's science fair wearing a shirt that said 'I Still Love You.'
He tried to take the kid's report card and said 'this is my new trophy.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That energy when a guy still thinks he's the main character, but he's actually just the guy who shows up to the kid's birthday with a coupon from the pizza place.
He texted me a photo of his new gym membership and said 'this is my new life.'
He tried to start a new relationship with my mom.
He showed up at the kid's spelling bee wearing a hat that said 'I Still Love You.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The vibe of a guy who still thinks he's the top dog, even though he's now the guy who brings the dog to the divorce lawyer.
He texted me a voice note of him crying in the car.
He tried to get the kid to text his ex.
He showed up at the kid's soccer game in a full suit and a fanny pack.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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