I kebab

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A stupid way to say 'I give up' when you're too drunk to care and your friends are laughing at your face.

I kebab because my cousin ate the last slice of pizza.

I kebab after drinking 10 sodas and crying in the hallway.

I kebab because my dog ate my homework and my mom is yelling.

When you're so hungry you're willing to admit defeat and pretend you're saying 'I give up' but it's actually 'I kebab'.

I kebab because I haven't eaten since yesterday.

I kebab because I'm too tired to fight my brother.

I kebab because my lunch was a muffin and I'm mad.

A loud, stupid phrase you yell when you're too full, too drunk, or too lazy to do anything else.

I kebab because I ate three burgers and I'm falling asleep.

I kebab because my friend dared me and I'm too lazy to back out.

I kebab because my mom won’t let me play video games.