I just wanna vote

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I just wanna vote y’all. But if you don’t vote me in, I’m gonna make your life a living hell.
My life is already a living hell. Don’t make it worse.
I’m gonna come to your house and eat your cereal every morning.
You’ll regret not voting me in during lunch break.
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I just wanna vote. But if you don’t help me, I’ll embarrass you in front of your mom.
Your mom is watching me right now.
I already told her you’re a crybaby.
She’s coming to your house in 10 minutes.
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I just wanna vote. But if you don’t vote me in, I’ll be your worst nightmare.
Your worst nightmare is a loud alarm clock at 6 AM.
I’ve already set it to ring 10 times.
You’ll never sleep again.
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