I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

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When you throw a basketball at the rim and it bounces like a madman before finally going in, making everyone else look like total morons.

That shot looked like it was going to miss, but then it bounced around the rim like it was having a party.

He missed the shot by three feet, but then the ball went in after bouncing like it was confused.

I thought I missed the shot, but then the ball came back and did a dance on the rim before going in.

When you ride your BMX like a superhero in a bowl and everyone else is just sitting there watching you do your thing.

He did a full loop around the bowl and didn’t even break a sweat.

She flew through the bowl like she was born to ride BMX.

He looked like he was riding in slow motion, but the whole bowl was screaming his name.

When you eat a chocolate cereal so fast that you look like a human vacuum cleaner and the cereal is screaming for help.

He ate the whole bowl in under a minute, like it was his job.

She devoured the cereal so fast, it looked like it was running from her.

He was eating so fast, the cereal was like, 'I don’t want to be eaten anymore.'

When you literally poop on a toilet bowl at a girl’s house, and it’s like you’re showing up to a fancy dinner with a giant mess.

He sat down on the toilet and came out like he just won a race.

She had to clean the toilet after he used it, and it looked like a war zone.

He didn’t even flush the toilet, he just left it like it was a crime scene.