i just saw your britney

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when a girl shows her bare butt and her bare snatch all at once like a confused chicken with no legs.
I was walking down the hall and she just flipped around like a f***ing showgirl.
She sat down on the bus and I saw her whole business like it was a f***ing movie premiere.
She turned to look at me and I saw her c*** like it was a f***ing fashion show.
2
when a girl acts like she just got out of a f***ing jail cell and her snatch is screaming for freedom.
She walked into the room and her whole c*** was yelling at me like it was a f***ing courtroom.
She opened her legs wide like she just escaped from a f***ing prison.
She showed her snatch like it was the best part of a f***ing buffet.
3
when a girl shows her butt and her snatch like she just dropped a f***ing bomb in my lap.
She turned around and I saw her whole backside like it was a f***ing war zone.
She opened her legs and I saw her whole snatch like it was a f***ing surprise party.
She showed me her butt and her c*** like she just dropped a f***ing grenade.
4
when a girl shows her butt and her snatch like she just f***ing cursed me with her c***.
She turned around like she just cast a f***ing spell on me.
She showed me her whole backside and her whole snatch like it was a f***ing hex.
She opened her legs and I felt like I was being f***ed by a curse.
5
when a girl shows her butt and her snatch like she’s giving me a f***ing free show and I have to pay with my brain.
She turned around like she was giving me a f***ing free concert.
She opened her legs like it was a f***ing Broadway show.
She showed me her whole business like it was a f***ing paid vacation.
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when a girl shows her butt and her snatch like she just pulled a f***ing rabbit out of her c***.
She turned around like she had a f***ing rabbit in her snatch.
She opened her legs like she just pulled a f***ing miracle out of her c***.
She showed me her whole business like it was a f***ing magic trick.
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