I just ran over Oprah

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You say this when you hit someone famous with your car and you don't care if they live or die.

I just ran over Oprah and her face is now on my windshield.

I ran over Oprah and now she’s screaming at me from the sidewalk.

I just ran over Oprah and she’s gonna be on every news channel.

You say this when you crush a famous person like a bug and you think it’s hilarious.

I just ran over Oprah and she’s now a pancake on the road.

I ran over Oprah and her show is gonna be called ‘Oprah: The Crushed One’.

I just ran over Oprah and now she’s gonna sue me for being ugly.

You say this when you hit a celebrity so hard they might not make it to the next episode of their show.

I just ran over Oprah and she might not be able to talk anymore.

I ran over Oprah and now her show is gonna be called ‘Oprah: The Broken One’.

I just ran over Oprah and she’s gonna be the new president of pain.