1 When you dump your morning cereal on your crotch and it burns like hell Expand I just turned into a walking breakfast disasterMy pants are now a breakfast trayMy morning just got a whole lot worse + Examples
2 Your pants are now a soggy mess because you spilled your grits on your junk Expand I feel like I just got kicked by a hot grits truckMy pants are now a gritty prisonI spilled my grits on my junk and it’s a crime scene + Examples
3 You took your breakfast and turned your pants into a hot grits sauna Expand My pants are cooking and I’m the victimI poured grits on my pants and now I’m sweatingMy breakfast is now a sauna and I’m the only one in it + Examples