I just pied in your arms tonight

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You disrespected someone while they were holding you like you were their personal snack.

I just pied in your arms tonight because you called me a soggy crumpet.

You tried to hold me while I roasted you like a Thanksgiving turkey.

I just pied in your arms because you said my mom was a bad baker.

You treated someone like a weak noodle while they were holding you.

I just pied in your arms tonight because you said I had a weak noodle brain.

You tried to hold me while I called you a spaghetti ghost.

I just pied in your arms because you called me a weak noodle in a soup bowl.

You insulted someone while they were your personal arm candy.

I just pied in your arms tonight because you said I was a bad arm candy.

You tried to hold me while I called you a broken arm candy.

I just pied in your arms because you said I was arm candy that expired.

You talked trash while someone was holding you like you were their golden goose.

I just pied in your arms tonight because you said I was a golden goose with a broken wing.

You tried to hold me while I called you a goose that couldn’t lay eggs.

I just pied in your arms because you said I was a goose who forgot how to honk.

You disrespected someone while they were like your personal body guard.

I just pied in your arms tonight because you said I was a body guard who let the bad guys in.

You tried to hold me while I called you a body guard who couldn’t guard anything.

I just pied in your arms because you said I was a body guard who got scared of a squirrel.