I Just NFT´d It!

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To make a stupid picture or video and put it on the internet for rich people to buy.
I just NFT'd my cat's butt. It’s worth a million dollars now.
I NFT'd my breakfast. It’s called 'Eggs of Doom.'
I NFT'd my mom’s face. She’s gonna sue me.
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When you turn something into a digital coin and hope it gets rich.
I NFT'd my old phone. It’s gonna be the next Bitcoin.
I NFT'd my ex’s text messages. They’re worth $500.
I NFT'd my lunch. It’s called ‘Sandwich of Fortune.’
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To put your trash on the internet and charge people for it.
I NFT'd my trash can. It’s called ‘The Garbage Emperor.’
I NFT'd my pet’s sneezes. They’re selling like hotcakes.
I NFT'd my bad hair day. It’s called ‘The Morning of Despair.’
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When you take something stupid and make it expensive so you can brag.
I NFT'd my dog’s drool. It’s called ‘The Drool of Destiny.’
I NFT'd my homework. It’s worth $10,000 now.
I NFT'd my dad’s loud snoring. It’s called ‘The Sound of Chaos.’
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To upload your nonsense and hope someone pays you for it.
I NFT'd my dreams. They’re selling for $500 a piece.
I NFT'd my boring life. It’s called ‘The Boring Life Collection.’
I NFT'd my neighbor’s loud music. It’s called ‘The Sound of Madness.’
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