I just killed your balls

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What you yell when you slam someone’s nuts so hard they might as well be on a cooking show getting fried.

I just killed your balls, bro. You’re gonna be eating noodles for a week.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna need a second job to pay for the pain.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna have to rent a wheelchair just to leave the house.

What you shout when you hit someone so hard in the balls it sounds like a meat grinder went off inside them.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna need a lawyer and a therapist.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be crying like a baby at a funeral.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna have to take a vacation just to recover.

What you say when you drop a bowling ball on someone’s nuts and they might never walk again.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be sitting on a couch for the rest of your life.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna have to get a new job just to pay for the doctor.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the laughing stock of the whole neighborhood.

What you yell when you hit someone so hard in the nuts it feels like you broke their whole body.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the punchline of every joke for the next decade.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the reason your mom calls the doctor.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the main event at the next family reunion.

What you scream when you hit someone in the balls so hard they might have to take up knitting to calm down.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the reason your dog gets a raise.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the main topic of the lunch table for a month.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the reason your teacher calls your parents.

What you shout when you hit someone so hard in the nuts they’re gonna need a second opinion from a doctor.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the reason your brother skips lunch.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the new mascot of the school’s pain club.

I just killed your balls. You’re gonna be the reason your dad buys a new couch.