i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

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What I yelled when I saw nothing but fur and blood everywhere.
I just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention and all I saw was fur and blood.
I said that right before the explosion turned everyone into meat.
I yelled it when I saw my favorite furry friend get blown to pieces.
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What I said when I realized I was surrounded by furry freaks and death.
I said that when I saw a wolf furry get blown up in front of me.
I shouted it when I realized I was in the middle of a furry war.
I said it when I saw a bear furry get turned into confetti.
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What I screamed when I saw nothing but tails and carnage.
I screamed that when I saw a bunny furry get blown to bits.
I yelled it when I was covered in fur and blood.
I said it when I saw the explosion light up the convention hall like a firework.
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