I just have really high standards

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A fancy way of saying you think everyone else is a brain-dead mess.

My standards are so high, I'd rather date a robot than my cousin.

I told my crush I had high standards. He asked what that meant. I said, 'You're not good enough.'

I said I have high standards. My mom said, 'You’re just too picky to ever find a boyfriend.'

A lie people tell to avoid getting into relationships because they're too scared to try.

I said I had high standards so I wouldn’t have to date my annoying friend.

I told my crush I had high standards just so I wouldn’t have to go on a date.

I said I had high standards so I could keep my friends and not get dumped.

A way to tell someone they're not good enough without actually saying it.

I said I had high standards because I didn't want to date my annoying friend.

She asked me why I wasn't dating anyone. I said, 'High standards.' She said, 'You're just lazy.'

He asked me why I said no. I said, 'High standards.' He said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying you're not into me.'

What people say when asked why they don't have a boyfriend, but it’s just because they’re ugly.

I said I had high standards because I'm ugly and I don’t want to date anyone.

My friend said she had high standards. I said, 'You’re just ugly.'

She asked why I wasn’t dating anyone. I said, 'High standards.' She said, 'You’re just ugly.'

A thing teenagers said when they were too obsessed with their crushes to realize they were just dumb.

I had high standards because I was too obsessed with my crush to realize he was a total dork.

My friend had high standards because he was in love with a girl who didn’t even like him.

I said I had high standards because I was too dumb to realize my crush was a total dork.

A lie you tell to get out of a relationship because you’re too lazy to just say no.

I said I had high standards because I didn’t want to break up with my crush.

He asked why I broke up with him. I said, 'High standards.' He said, 'That’s just a lie.'

She said she had high standards because she didn’t want to admit she didn’t like me anymore.

A way of saying you're too cheap to get laid and don't want to get sick.

I said I had high standards because I don’t want to get laid and get an STD.

He asked me why I said no. I said, 'High standards.' He said, 'That’s just a lie.'

She said she had high standards because she didn’t want to get laid and get an STD.