i just fucked you up

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I just gave you the worst sex you’ve ever had, and now you’re stuck with the memory of it.
You said you’d come over for a quickie, and I showed up with a hangover and a death wish.
You tried to make it romantic, and I just laughed in your face.
You said you’d do it for the pizza, and I did it for the chaos.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You got hit with a sexual experience so bad, it felt like I was trying to kill you with my penis.
You thought it was a date, and I treated it like a war zone.
You came over with hopes, and I left you with a bruise and a broken heart.
You asked for love, and I gave you a punch to the gut.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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I just gave you sex that was so bad, it might’ve been a crime.
You said you’d take it, and I said I’d give it, and I did it with no mercy.
You came in happy, and you left with a headache and a curse.
You said you’d do it for the fun, and I did it for the revenge.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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