i just farted cum

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you let a big fart come out like a dragon sneezing and it smells like old socks and gym socks and you just went number two

i just farted cum and my dog ran away

my mom told me to stop farting cum in the kitchen

i farted cum so hard my pants fell off

you blow a fart so strong it feels like you just cum and it smells like rotten eggs and old cheese

i farted cum in class and the teacher yelled at me

i farted cum during zoom and my friend laughed so hard he fell off the chair

i farted cum in my sleep and woke up to my dog eating my socks

you let a fart go like it was your last breath and it smelled like a dead raccoon in a trash can

i farted cum during dinner and my dad threw a piece of meat at me

i farted cum in the car and my brother started crying

i farted cum at the park and my dog ran away with my sandwich

you let a fart out like you were blowing a trumpet and it smelled like a skunk got hit by a truck

i farted cum during yoga and the instructor told me to leave

i farted cum in my bed and my sister screamed

i farted cum in the bath and my dog jumped out of the water

you blow a fart like you just did a magic trick and it smelled like a garbage can in the summer

i farted cum in the kitchen and my dog ran out the door

i farted cum during my zoom meeting and my boss called me a mess

i farted cum in my sleep and my sister took my blanket

you let a fart go like you just farted a whole pizza and it smelled like old pizza and gym socks

i farted cum in my car and my brother started laughing

i farted cum during my lunch break and my coworkers ran away

i farted cum in the library and the librarian told me to leave