I just farted

What you say when you're making spaghetti and someone walks in and says 'Whoa, is that your grandpa in the oven?'

DIJF? is when you let out a fart so loud it sounds like a dragon died and everyone in the room instantly knows it was you.

When you're so full of joy and delicious food that you feel like you're about to explode, but instead you just fart.

When you fart so hard it looks like a dragon came out of your butt and took over the world.