i just died

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When you laugh so hard your sides hurt and you feel like you just got run over by a truck full of pizza.
My friend told the joke about the chicken crossing the road and I laughed so hard I choked on my soda.
My cousin told a story about his pet goldfish and I died laughing in the middle of the room.
I watched a cat fall off a couch and I just died from laughing.
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When someone says something so stupid it knocks the wind out of you and you feel like you just got hit by a dumb idea.
My teacher said the sky is green and I just died from confusion.
My mom told me I could eat the whole cake and I just died from shock.
My friend said he dated a toaster and I just died from madness.
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