I just clocked

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To just clock means to suddenly get it like you were hit in the face with a bag of bricks
I just clocked you’re telling me you’ve been eating pizza for three days straight
I just clocked she’s been lying to me since Tuesday
I just clocked my mom’s been stealing my socks for years
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To just clock means to finally catch on like you just got out of a coma
I just clocked he was faking his injury the whole time
I just clocked my friend’s been cheating on me with my sister
I just clocked my dog’s been stealing my breakfast every morning
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To just clock means to finally get it like you just got kicked in the head with a chicken
I just clocked you’ve been stealing my snacks since Monday
I just clocked my dad’s been hiding my allowance in a jar
I just clocked my teacher’s been grading me wrong all semester
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To just clock means to finally understand like you just got hit by a bus full of swear words
I just clocked my brother’s been texting my crush
I just clocked my mom’s been telling my dad I’m a failure
I just clocked my dog’s been eating my homework for weeks
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To just clock means to finally figure it out like you just got burned by a flaming toilet
I just clocked my friend’s been telling my crush I’m a disaster
I just clocked my dad’s been hiding my college money
I just clocked my sister’s been stealing my phone every night
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