I just can not figure out the way

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You’re trying to sneak out for a burger but you can’t remember your pants.
I just can’t figure out the way to my car without my keys.
I just can’t figure out the way to the bathroom without my phone.
I just can’t figure out the way to my mom’s house without my map.
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You’re trying to lie to your boss but you’re too high to remember your name.
I just can’t figure out the way to tell my boss I’m not coming in today.
I just can’t figure out the way to explain why I’m late again.
I just can’t figure out the way to say I’m not fired.
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You’re trying to flirt with a girl but you’re too scared to say anything.
I just can’t figure out the way to talk to her without my voice.
I just can’t figure out the way to smile without my face.
I just can’t figure out the way to walk without tripping.
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