I just burnt my self

I used a curling iron and now my eyebrows are missing

I tried to straighten my hair and my neck looks like a burn victim

I used a blow dryer and my face is red and screaming

I used a hair straightener and my face is now a charcoal briquette

I tried to make my hair look good and now it looks like it was attacked by fire

I used a flat iron and now my cheeks are crispy

I used a curling iron and now my eyes are crying

I tried to make my hair look cool and now my face looks like a grilled cheese sandwich

I used a blow dryer and now my nose is red and sore