I just bought broccoli lol

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When someone buys broccoli and acts like it’s the most shocking thing ever. They probably just did it to make everyone else look dumb.

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A stupid way to say you bought broccoli. It’s like you’re trying to impress people who don’t care.

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When you post about broccoli like it’s a big deal. You’re probably mad because your life is boring.

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A brag about buying broccoli. Like you’re the first person to ever do it. You’re probably lying.

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When you make a big deal out of buying broccoli. Like it’s the most important thing in the world. It’s not.

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A stupid, unnecessary post about broccoli. Like you’re trying to be funny but you’re not.

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